The Naked Cowboy
I get it, New York is a great place and all, but I was personally insulted when I was on Mashable earlier today and came across an article titled “10 people you’ll only see in NYC”. The main picture caught my attention as I thought to myself, “I’ve definitely seen that man before… and NOT in NYC.”
If you’ve ever been to 6th street in Austin, you are familiar with the “naked cowboy”. I’m pretty sure he is there every night and is almost always up for a picture, all while he serenades the drunkards on “dirty 6th”. Personally, I don’t think New York’s naked cowboy stands a chance with Austin’s. Let’s just take a look at these two pictures:
1: Clearly Austin’s naked cowboy is representing the United States way better than NYC’s.
2: Cowboy boots simply look better in Texas
3: So, I really can’t come up with any other reason ours is better, he just is… (You’ll get this if you live in Texas).